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She Said Gear T-Shirt featuring: Michael Scott, “That's what she said.” from The Office.	The Simpsons TV Gear T-Shirts, sweat shirts, mugs, bumper stickers and other gear featuring: Mr. Burns' "Release The Hounds." from The Simpsons.	The Simpsons TV Gear T-Shirts, sweat shirts, mugs, bumper stickers and other gear featuring: Mr. Burns' "Release The Hounds." from The Simpsons.
Fuel The Jet TV Gear 1 T-Shirts, sweat shirts, mugs, bumper stickers and other gear featuring: "Fuel the jet." from show's with rich people in em.	Fuel The Jet TV Gear 2 T-Shirts, sweat shirts, mugs, bumper stickers and other gear featuring: "Fuel the jet." from show's with rich people in em.	TV TV Gear T-Shirts, sweat shirts, mugs, bumper stickers and other gear featuring: "Don't worry, I've seen this done on TV." from Television.
Just Shoot Me TV Gear T-Shirts, sweat shirts, mugs, bumper stickers and other gear featuring: Finch: David Spade's "You're boring and my legs work..." from Just Shoot Me.	Sinfield TV Gear T-Shirts, sweat shirts, mugs, bumper stickers and other gear featuring: Jerry Sinfield's "Hello Newman." from Sinfield.	Saturday Night Live TV Gear T-Shirts, sweat shirts, mugs, bumper stickers and other gear featuring: Eddie Murphy's "I'm Gumby Damn it." from Saturday Night Live, SNL.
Saturday Night Live TV Gear T-Shirts, sweat shirts, mugs, bumper stickers and other gear featuring: Dan Akroyd's "Jane you ignorant Slut." from Saturday Night Live, SNL.	Family Guy TV Gear T-Shirts, sweat shirts, mugs, bumper stickers and other gear featuring: Stewie's "So good it has to be fattening." from Family Guy.	Family Guy TV Gear T-Shirts, sweat shirts, mugs, bumper stickers and other gear featuring: Stewie's "Ice cream but no sprinkles. For every sprinkle I find I shall kill you." from Family Guy.
Family Guy TV Gear T-Shirts, sweat shirts, mugs, bumper stickers and other gear featuring: Stewie's "What the Deuce?!" from Family Guy.	Cheers TV Gear T-Shirts, sweat shirts, mugs, bumper stickers and other gear featuring: Norm Peterson's "It's a dog eat dog world and I'm wearing milkbone underwear." from Cheers.	Drew Carey Show TV Gear T-Shirts, sweat shirts, mugs, bumper stickers and other gear featuring: Drew Carey's "I'm the system's bitch." from The Drew Carey Show.
Sinfield TV Gear T-Shirts, sweat shirts, mugs, bumper stickers and other gear featuring: George Costanza's "When you're angry people think you're busy..." from Sinfield.	Sinfield TV Gear T-Shirts, sweat shirts, mugs, bumper stickers and other gear featuring: Kramer's "I can't go back to the public golf courses!" from Sinfield.	Sinfield TV Gear T-Shirts, sweat shirts, mugs, bumper stickers and other gear featuring: George Costanza's "I'm unemployed and I live with my parents." from Sinfield.
Sinfield TV Gear T-Shirts, sweat shirts, mugs, bumper stickers and other gear featuring: Kramer's "These peanuts are making me thirsty" from Sinfield.	Sinfield TV Gear T-Shirts, sweat shirts, mugs, bumper stickers and other gear featuring: Soup Nazi's "No soup for you!" from Sinfield.	Sinfield TV Gear T-Shirts, sweat shirts, mugs, bumper stickers and other gear featuring: George Costanza's "The sea was angry..." from Sinfield.
Looney Tunes TV Gear T-Shirts, sweat shirts, mugs, bumper stickers and other gear featuring: Evil Scientist's "Never send a monster to do the work of an evil scientist." from Looney Tunes.	Looney Tunes TV Gear T-Shirts, sweat shirts, mugs, bumper stickers and other gear featuring: Bugs Bunny's "What a maroon!" from Looney Tunes.	Bugs Bunny TV Gear T-Shirts, sweat shirts, mugs, bumper stickers and other gear featuring: Bugs Bunny's "Of course you know, this means war." from Looney Tunes.
Monty Python TV Gear T-Shirts, sweat shirts, mugs, bumper stickers and other gear featuring: John Cleese's "I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK." from Monty Python.	Pepe le Peu TV Gear T-Shirts, sweat shirts, mugs, bumper stickers and other gear featuring: Pepe le Peu's "I am the locksmith of love." from Looney Tunes.	Looney Tunes TV Gear T-Shirts, sweat shirts, mugs, bumper stickers and other gear featuring: Bugs Bunny's "Brica-braca-fire cracker." from Looney Tunes.
Looney Tunes TV Gear T-Shirts, sweat shirts, mugs, bumper stickers and other gear featuring: Bugs Bunny's "I knew I shoulda taken a left turn at Albuquerque" from Looney Tunes.	Steve Martin TV Gear T-Shirts, sweat shirts, mugs, bumper stickers and other gear featuring: Steve Martin's "Enough comedy jokes." from Saturday Night Live, SNL.	The Drew Carey Show TV Gear T-Shirts, sweat shirts, mugs, bumper stickers and other gear featuring: Drew Carey's "Frogs could fly." from The Drew Carey Show.
Star Trek TV Gear T-Shirts, sweat shirts, mugs, bumper stickers and other gear featuring: "Folgers Coffee." from Star Trek.	The Simpsons TV Gear T-Shirts, sweat shirts, mugs, bumper stickers and other gear featuring: Milhouse's "This is what it feels like when Doves cry." from The Simpsons.	The Drew Carey Show TV Gear T-Shirts, sweat shirts, mugs, bumper stickers and other gear featuring: Drew Carey's "Too much Chlorine in the Gene Pool." from The Drew Carey Show.
All Fired Up TV Gear T-Shirts, sweat shirts, mugs, bumper stickers and other gear featuring: "Money is like men... if you act like you aren't interested, it ends up in your pants." from, All Fired Up.	Dick Van Dyke TV Gear T-Shirts, sweat shirts, mugs, bumper stickers and other gear featuring: Mary Tyler Moore's "Oh Rob!" from The Dick Van Dyke Show.	Sopranos TV Gear T-Shirts, sweat shirts, mugs, bumper stickers and other gear featuring: Tony's Mom's "Kill me now!" from The Sopranos.